Jeff Foxworthy On Democrats and Republicans

Seemed like a good idea to share some humor on a cold and snowy Friday — well people on the right will likely see the humor :)

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.

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4 thoughts on “Jeff Foxworthy On Democrats and Republicans

  1. FLPatriot says:

    That was good, consider it forwarded.

  2. Mary says:

    Ha! Loved it, and very, very true.

  3. Agreed – seemed to sum up the two perspectives very well :)

  4. Susan Nettleton says:

    I’m a Jeff Foxworthy fan. I couldn’t believe when I saw this attributed to him on Facebook that he would be stupid enough to alienate half of his fan base. I’m rather neutral politically, but I find the above “humor” to be stereotypical, critical, inaccurate, and divisive. Definitely not Jeff’s best moment.

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